Boopable Snoots

October 9, 2018 The Dogist

1. Bella, English Mastiff (21 m/o), Madison Square Park, New York, NY • “Before she goes back home after her walks she just sits at this one intersection and wants attention from people. Loves the attention. Loves giving autographs.”

2. Boomer, Silver Lab (7 y/o), Central Park, New York, NY • “We watch the NFL and when we yell ‘touchdown!’ he runs to get his favorite toy and starts squeaking it. His ‘Touchdown Fox’.”

3. Richard, Dalmatian (10 m/o), Madison Square Park, New York, NY • “He loves to chase his tail.”

4. Moochie, Dogue de Bordeaux (4 y/o), Houston & Lafayette St., New York, NY • “She’s very curious and will open up refrigerators to get food.”

5. Jolene, English Mastiff (7 m/o), 14th & 8th Ave., New York, NY • “She sounds like Chewbacca when she’s mad.”

6. Addie, Coonhound/Shepherd mix (6 y/o), Central Park, New York, NY • “She made best friends with our delivery guy by jumping into his truck and taking his packages. He started giving her treats and she now thinks all UPS trucks are him.”

7. Maverick, Samoyed (3 m/o), Houston & Lafayette St., New York, NY • “His owners haven’t slept in a month, but at least he’s cute.”

8. Murray, Golden Retriever (4 m/o), Washington Square Park, New York, NY • “He’s going to be a very big boy. His brother from another litter was 75 pounds.”

9. Elke, German Shepherd (5 m/o), Pier 26, New York, NY • “She’s been in the Hamptons all summer. A very New York dog.”

10. Dudley, Olde English Bulldogge (3 y/o), Rolling Hill Park, Gladwyne, PA • “He’s relentless for food. He jumps up on the table and eats food off our plates. When he was younger his tail was growing into his butt and we had to get it surgically removed.

11. Malay, Labrador Retriever mix (2 y/o), Rue Saint-Pierre & Rue Saint-Paul, Montreal, QC, CAN • “He’s a service dog for autism for my son” - “He eats eraser shavings at school.”

12. Fillmore Jones, Black and Tan Coonhound (11 y/o), Greenwich & Spring St., New York, NY • “He’s a total sucker for comfort. He wants a bed at all times. The grass is not comfortable enough. And he always sleeps in. Real lazy.”

13. Bane, Boxer (5 y/o), Rosie’s Dog Beach, Long Beach, CA • “He fights with other dogs. He beats them up – wrestles and boxes.”

14. Iko, Siberian Husky mix (3 y/o), Madison Square Park, New York, NY • “If it’s on the table, he’ll eat it. He ate a whole pie last week.”

15. Moses, Labrador Retriever (7 y/o), Hudson & Barrow St., New York, NY • “He’s scared to go up stairs; he always hesitates. He’s a sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet dog… but he’s killed many animals. He kills rabbits, squirrels, and once killed a baby deer in Long Island.”

16. Buddy, Miniature Australian Shepherd (2 y/o), Houston & Lafayette St., New York, NY • “He’s an asshole – you’re watching TV with your friends and you go to the bathroom and you come back and he’s in your seat.”

17. Pluto, Great Dane (3 y/o), Tompkins Square Park, New York, NY • “He loves sleeping in beds – he takes all of mine up. He should really have one of his own.”

18. Millie, mix (1 y/o), Brookdale Park, Bloomfield, NJ • “She says hi to everyone at the dog park – she’s the welcoming committee.”

19. Milo, Great Dane (8 m/o), Washington Square Park, New York, NY • “We’ll wake up in the middle of the night and think he’s peed everywhere, when it’s really just drool. He has his own room.”

20. Grey, Siberian Husky (1 y/o), 4th & Ave A, New York, NY • “She gets very jealous. She’ll bite you if you pet another dog. She’s (we’re) moving to Iceland next month to build sustainable communities.”

21. Godzilla, French Bulldog (4 m/o), Hudson & Barrow St., New York, NY

22. Franko, Rhodesian Ridgeback (3 y/o), Watts & Thompson St., New York, NY • “He is very good, but he is an unneutered male, so whenever he sees another unneutered male, he wants to fight.”

23. Penny, Golden Retriever (6 m/o), Boston Common, Boston, MA • “She sometimes bites us.”

24. Cheyenne, Gordon Setter (8 y/o), Piazza Riforma, Lugano, Switzerland • “She likes bread and always to be around us.”

25. Leopold, Greater Swiss Mountain Dog (4 y/o), 9th & Green St., New York, NY • “His favorite spot on the bed is my husband’s pillow. Sometimes he barks at people and it scares the sh*t out of them.”